Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Basically copied from the Dino Toy forum. I'll let Sooparik explain.

"I apologize in advance if I'm "taking over" the Games section.

But I decided to give one final shot at this. This game won't require sign ups and it's not overly complicated like the others. You just post and then leave.
http://i.imgur.com/aQpPSvf.png

That's how the game works.

I'll start.

I wish I was dead."- Sooparik, Jan 16th, 2017.

[AnimalToyForum]

Granted. But you become a ghost, trapped between worlds, haunted forever by your own semi-existence.

I wish the ATF had more members.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but they're all bots.

I wish had four arms.

[AnimalToyForum]

Granted, but they're all bots.

I wish had four arms.

Granted, but the two extra arms have replaced your legs, so now you have to scuttle around like a crab and you have no need for shoes.

I wish I was a crab.

[Isidro]

Granted, but you must pass your entire life avoiding hungry seagulls, seals, cormorants, herons, groupers and morays and also fishing factories.

I wish somebody in this forum give me for free all the animal figurines of my wishlist

[GojiraGuy1954]

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[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but you must pass your entire life avoiding hungry seagulls, seals, cormorants, herons, groupers and morays and also fishing factories.

I wish somebody in this forum give me for free all the animal figurines of my wishlist

Granted, but they are all warped so that they look like pretzels; as it's pretzel day.

I wish this thread was not dead.

[Isidro]

Granted, but for getting that, you must travel all around the world recruiting people for participate in it.

I wish to have a machine that modify the size to the figures I have, so I can have all of them at same scale.

[Badger]

I really don't want to corrupt that, but it is the rules of the game, so...

Granted, but it can only shrink them to be in scale with eachother.

I wish island fauna got more appreciation from the companies.

[AnimalToyForum]

I really don't want to corrupt that, but it is the rules of the game, so...

Granted, but it can only shrink them to be in scale with eachother.

I wish island fauna got more appreciation from the companies.

Granted, but the companies only appreciate the island fauna, and never actually make any figures of them.

I wish I had internet access at home so I could set up the Animal Toy Blog sooner!

[Isidro]

Granted, but all internet pages will work quickly and perfectly in your home internet, except just the Animal Toy Blog, that remains permanently as an "error" page.

I wish I had better shelves with more space for exhibit my figurines so they're not so crowded as they are now.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but the shelves are opaque.

I wish for BEANS

[Isidro]

Granted, but you are wishing beans (legumes), and what you receive is actually a visit of Mr. Bean.

I wish a lamp genius that allows me more than three wishes.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted; It's a genius, so it can find loopholes in all of your wishes.

I wish Isidro appreciated Mr Bean

[Isidro]

Granted, but I appreciate him so much, that he fall in love with me and I must rid off him.

I wish Likaon Models make me an offer of as many figures as I want from them, at 5% of the original price (that is unaffordable for me)

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, they only offer you the broken ones.

I wish papo made a Siamraptor

[stargatedalek]

Granted, it's a repaint of their JP raptor.


I wish Papo made a bearded dragon.

[Advicot]

Granted, it's their frilled lizard in disguise.

I wish I knew where to get Nayab figures.

[Isidro]

Granted, you find a place with all Nayab figures for sale but all of them from exhorbitant prices.

I wish my home self-clean itself.